: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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