do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
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I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
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judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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