Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
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Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
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We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
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