Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Every concussion has its silver lining
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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