im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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