so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Randomize
