I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
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I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
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Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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