just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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