I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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