in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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