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That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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