This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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