I murdered the dance floor call the cops
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
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just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
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Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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