I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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