when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
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i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
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Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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