The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Randomize
