just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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