But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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