I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
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Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
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I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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