Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
Randomize
