Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
