haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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