If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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