I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
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i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
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On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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