Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
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