shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
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I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
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You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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