Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
only if we run a train.
done.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
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I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
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You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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