Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Randomize
