too bad you live with your parents still
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
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He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
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I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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