Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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