quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
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