The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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