can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize