is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
pray to the hookup gods
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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