the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
A bitchslap is in order.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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