dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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