I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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