i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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