Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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