Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
