He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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