so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
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at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
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Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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