no. you can't hotbox the world.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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