I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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