'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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