Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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