if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
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Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
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So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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