so that wasnt chicken after all
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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