I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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