We're like a lot better than the average bears
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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