brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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