And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
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