Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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