He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Alive.
So much puke
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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