one two three fourrrrnication!
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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