ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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